Paranormal Paranoia

Because we've all been abducted at least once


The ground is shaking. The moon is coming full. There are noises from outside and inside my head. I feel very apprehensive and jittery. It's going to happen to me again. This will be a very good night.

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U.S. Government Officials acknowledge that these creatures have been found on EARTH!



Alien being?



U.S. Government scientists admit taking these photographs:

Take me to your weiner





The U.S. Government now admits that these are NOT fakes, but are ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS:







And since that's all true, why couldn't these???:



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