Tipper, knock it off and come to bed.
Al - 09/14/99 01:20:04
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Tipper, knock it off and come to bed.
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Marky - 08/26/99 14:10:08 My Email:rmn@wam.umd.edu Tip-O-Date Contact Code: i forgot Describe yourself: lonely--malicious Your turn-ons: pretty smile & uni-brows & hoofs Your turn-offs: guitar playing on the beach @ night & farm animals My biggest problem with dating is: i vomit periodically--like to go to denny's restaruant On my next date I want to: read my poem about man's savage attack on the viruses found deep within the Congo | Comments: i'm a poet, philosopher, guitar plucker, love my mums (7 in total)...strickley a carnivore, but willing to try other meats than cow and pig...i'm religious to those Gods whom we've yet to discover with monuments on the moon...and am Y2K compliant...all in all i'm just a simple young man with a voracious appetite for heffers and swine....oh and i also watch football...but rather not play due to undisclosed matters precided in the case Marky vs. The State of Delaware code VF.345.2DLK.56.DFWS2 |
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Rose - 08/26/99 00:02:22 My URL:http://www.triplenipple.com/thirdindex.html My Email:oliver.kamm@virgin.net Tip-O-Date Contact Code: 69 Describe yourself: When not acting badly, I enjoy attending televised events in a thong. Note that my breasts are not real. Let's face it, I'm not scoring roles in cinematic mastepieces like "Jawbreaker" because of my thesbian background. Did you t ink I said "lesbian?" You read wrong. Dead wrong. Your turn-ons: the marilyn in him Your turn-offs: the manson in him My biggest problem with dating is: compassion fatigue On my next date I want to: pay for dinner |
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Uncle Al - 08/25/99 18:27:27 My URL:http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/ My Email:uncleal@hotbot.com Describe yourself: Burly, clean. Your turn-ons: Big bloody steaks Your turn-offs: Brussels sprouts My biggest problem with dating is: Aggressive girls On my next date I want to: Have a good time | Comments: Dear Tipper, Every time I date, the girl starts in with unclean thoughts and actions. One girl showed me her pierced tongue! I made the Sign of the Cross and she laughed. Now I'm a body builder and I can defend myself, but they "touch" me and the giant awakens and hey won't let go until I weaken again and again and again and again and again. Is there some kind of special underwear to protect young boys against girls who touch and giggle? |
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Justin - 08/25/99 17:30:03 My Email:justin@justin.com Tip-O-Date Contact Code: JUSTIN39 Describe yourself: 6'-0" brown hair blue eyes Your turn-ons: petite women, long legs, pretty bare feet Your turn-offs: fat hairy women My biggest problem with dating is: not enough On my next date I want to: Walk barefoot in the sand, swim in teh ocean and sex you wild | Comments: |
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- 08/24/99 18:59:27 My URL:http://www.50megs.com/2xtremeguys/nick/index.htm My Email:bostnuniv6@aol.com Tip-O-Date Contact Code: n/a Describe yourself: 110lbs. green hair,male 6'2" Your turn-ons: Surfer chicks Your turn-offs: fat chicks On my next date I want to: have sex | Comments: why did you put parental ad. on cd's, now i can't listen to all the bands that i want. |
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Michael Dean Lewis - 08/24/99 17:17:27 My URL:http://www.monmouth.com/~mdlewis My Email:mdlewis@mail.monmouth.com | Comments: Dear Tipper: In 1992 when Al couldn't recognize you on the phone was enough to convince me of your closeness to your husband, and your 'perfect' dating selection methods for a husband. Do you have 'friends' other than Al who have helped you on your 'sage' advice a d webpage? It is unbelievable your husband was elected with clinton. Did 'bill' give you some tips too Tipper? May your disgraceful beliefs be historically placed in the annals of our too corrupted land. Also, may I one day be given the opportunity to be histo ically written as one trying to correct them. Why don't you suggest to your husband on the telephone (don't tell him or let anyone else tell him it's you) to do the 'right' thing about being the second-in-command of our executive branch? He might recognize your voice but you know that he'll keept right on shaking hands with clinton and keep smiling (like you!). Good Luck in the upcoming election. Take Care, |
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Maria - 08/20/99 22:50:59 My Email:red2dye4@earthlink.net Tip-O-Date Contact Code: Red026 Describe yourself: Crazy Redhead Your turn-ons: Smart and Funny men Your turn-offs: hairy backs My biggest problem with dating is: Getting past the first date. On my next date I want to: Get married!(ha ha) | Comments: |
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Lois June Wickstrom - 08/19/99 12:12:59 My Email:cormo@ot.com | Comments: Dear Ms. Gore, I thought you might want to see It's pretty good as satire goes, but you might want them to post a notice that it is satire. Best, Lois |
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- 08/16/99 19:34:59 | Comments: IDIOT... Yes, you, Al, Bill and Hill are all complete idiots.. |
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Max - 08/07/99 23:55:02 My Email:derhauptmann@yahoo.com Tip-O-Date Contact Code: Max69 Describe yourself: Young, tall,dark, good looking Your turn-ons: Sexey women Your turn-offs: Old women My biggest problem with dating is: I,m not old enough to drive On my next date I want to: Have sex | Comments: |
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Brenda Borchers - 07/26/99 20:20:02 My Email:hockey-mum@home.com | Comments: I am a mother of 2 teen-age children and a 10 year old. I am very concerned about the way government now interpretes "Freedom of Speech". When our forefathers wrote the Bill of Rights I do not believe that they had in mind the freedom of speech that is allowed these days. My 16 year old son wanted to purchase a cd the other day - due to the "parental advisory" I would not allow it. He then picked out other cds that include songs listened to on the radio, songs that my husband and I also listen to. Every cd bore the same "parental advisory" message. He was told "NO" to every cd, therefore sending him out of the store empty handed. The cds that would have been allowed were the ones my 10 year old would listen to: N-Sync, Backstreet Boys, Five, etc. This is not fair to a 1 year old boy (or girl) who is already dealing with peer pressure and wanting to "fit in". You see, my son is the son of a Youth Minister within a church and all he is being subjected to is the allowance of obscenities & fulgar language. Why? Because the government has intrepreted "Freedom of Speech" to allow people to produce the types of cds that they do now days. You can tell the music producers to label their music with warnings all you want but that will not make the situation any better. After having been told no to the cd "Kid Rock" my 16 year old took the opportunity when alone with money in his pocket to buy it. Not only are the explicit words in it but the picture on the cd is Kid Rock with his middle finger sticking up, the i side sheet has a full picture of him again showing his middle finger. This is the trash that is allowed out there. Appaling if you ask me!!! Yes, I was able to return the cd - thank you stores for being so understanding. You realize, though, the stores wouldn't have to do this if the cds didn't contain this type of smut. Now, we are going to be subjected with more filth on the internet than ever before. With people not having their website addresses policed there will be trouble. It is amazing, already, as to how easy it is to get into porno sites. Maybe one cannot get all the way into sites, however the main screens are bad enough. Alot of good it does to have a message on these sites that state if you are not 18 years of age you are not allowed in the site. You see, the more that kids see these warnings the more they ant. I have had enough of the garbage that we are allowing in this world. I feel that my husband and I have done everything possible to set examples for our children in what is acceptable and what is not - is the government helping in this area - absolutely not! We cannot be watchdogs to our children and must at sometime be ble to set them loose but that is hard to do with what is being offered to them. Again, when our forefathers signed those Bill of Rights this is not where they planned for their country to end up. The devil has truely gotten a foothold in the United States and is enjoying every minute of it. What do parents have to do to stop this type of nonsense! I have also sent this letter to Clinton, your husband, Illinois' Gov. Ryan, Speaker of the House,Senators Fitzgerald & Durbin. I would be very interested to hear from you with your thoughts and suggestions as to what could help with this situation. Brenda |
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Nick - 07/15/99 16:19:18 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~guyy/nguy.html Describe yourself: male..breathing Your turn-ons: women Your turn-offs: hairy women My biggest problem with dating is: my wife won't let me On my next date I want to: be single | Comments: Very witty page! Come on over and visit sometime. |
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MysticGrey - 07/13/99 09:09:06 My URL:http://www.mysticwood.com My Email:webmaster@mysticwood.com Tip-O-Date Contact Code: n/a Describe yourself: n/a Your turn-ons: n/a Your turn-offs: n/a My biggest problem with dating is: n/a On my next date I want to: n/a | Comments: Tipper, I dont have a dating problem, but wanted to thank you for signing my message board. When i first say it, it was a few days before I had to have some minor surgery, and i was kind of down. It really cheered me up *S* thanks again. |
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Sarah - 07/08/99 01:01:48 Your turn-ons: Fighting evil. Your turn-offs: I said no to drugs, they just wouldn't listen. My biggest problem with dating is: Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you will suck forever. On my next date I want to: Forgive me father for I have conformed. I have coveted my neighbor's Mazda. I wanted to own a Saab. I have had impure thoughts about owning a 401k and joining a nautilus fitness center. I have eaten at McDonald's many man times father. I have been stained by secret sauce. I have watched Oprah and have found it uplifting. In my heart I have wished to be like everyone else. I have striven for mediocrity father. I have wanted to have a job as a technical administrator and ma e 100k a year. I have wanted a boyfriend as a status symbol. I have participated in unmindful groupthink. I have done what I've been told too many times. I have paid more attention to what others think than what I think. Bless me father and cleanse me of y past life so I may go forward with bright red bunny rabbits with diamond halos of crisp gold explosions bright hot and steaming against molten stones of expression burning everything away but my very soul. | Comments: Our society should be purged of the perverts who provide the media with pornographic material while pretending it has some redeeming social value under the public's 'right to know'." (Judge Kenneth Starr, 1987, "Sixty Minutes") |
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Xan - 06/19/99 01:18:17 Describe yourself: I'm the coolest thing you're ever gonna meet, so how's 'bout it? Your turn-ons: Ping-pong, bowling, canasta. My biggest problem with dating is: The stains. On my next date I want to: Go someplace where you can show me off. | Comments:
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Jennifer - 06/19/99 00:58:41 Tip-O-Date Contact Code: CARLY055 Your turn-ons: Guys that are _different_. | Comments: Carly, please leave me a message here. I'd like to get to know you _much better_. 
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Elisabeth - 06/09/99 00:53:34 My URL:http://www.contortionhomepage.com/liz.html Describe yourself: I am a *knotty* girl. Your turn-ons: I'm into *positions*. Your turn-offs: Peanut butter. Jam. Marmalade. On my next date I want to: Get *twisted*. | Comments:
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Marcy - 05/02/99 10:49:37 Describe yourself: Fun loving, messy, forgetful, lost. Your turn-ons: Water, Earth, Rain, Mud. Your turn-offs: Hung up "normals". My biggest problem with dating is: Scheduling it. Why can't these things just *happen*. On my next date I want to: Run on the beach. | Comments:
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